Couponing

Okay, I admit it...I have a master's degree, have a professional license in 2 states that required passing a hard ass national exam, can supervise other people getting their licenses, and I have no idea how to coupon!  You'd think with all my free time I could figure out something as simple as figuring out a coupon.  All these people I know talk about how they got half off their grocery bill, got an entire years worth of deodarant for free, haven't paid for diapers or toothbrushes in a year and all I can think is "How??????"   I have found about 10 coupon websites that I registered for and they all have the same coupons!  I only need so many Pillsbury grands biscuits or cinnamon rolls.  I rarely see any coupons for products I actually use.  And it seems that the store brand is usually cheaper than the name brand even with using a coupon.  Plus it takes me hours to go through all the coupons and print them and even then they don't always all print.  I've never once seen a bogo for any item I have a coupon for. 

Where is the magic in couponing???????  I just don't understand!!!!!

Has anyone noticed in the clorox disinfecting wipes commercial the wife always has the same outfit on despite the husband's activities/actions changing????  I mean he's gutting a fish, diapering a child, and who knows what else and yet she always has her gray shirt on. 

Every single person on tv annoys me. 

I'm so cranky and out of sorts I can barely stand myself.  And I'm wicked anxious all of the sudden about the baby.  Not about having the baby, but of having a stillbirth.  I think it's because her sleep patterns/movement is changing so she's not as active during the day as she used to be, but more during the early morning and at night.  I have a home doppler so I can check in the afternoon and make sure I hear her heartbeat.  That makes me feel better. 

I hope I can get myself in check and get rid of this crankiness!