Being on bedrest allows me to make a lot of observations about what is going on in the world. And by world I mean Hollywood and Facebook. So today was election day which is weird because I thought it was Nov. 5th, but I guess not. Who knew? Apparently everyone, but me. Whatever I'm pregnant and had nothing in me that wanted to go to the polls and risk my little baby waiting for people that I haven't paid any attention to. Usually I do vote, but this year I had other more important things to do...like grow a human. But how did I find out it was election day you ask. Well, I'll tell ya...
The incredibly negative campaign ads that cluttered up the commercial space during my tv shows. Literally every single commercial on tv today was a campaign ad. One after the other. It was enough to make me want to gouge my own eyeballs out.
Because every single person on FB all day long updated their status with I voted, Go vote, Here's my I voted sticker button app whatever. Absolutely nothing else was happening on FB today! Which was disappointing because I spend my days facebook stalking y'all.
So, since I wasn't voting I watched Kathie Lee and Hoda this morning (okay, I usually watch them anyway) and today was a super bonus because The Situation was on. And everyone who knows me knows I freakin love to make fun of the situation.
This was my FB status this morning: Well my day just got a whole lot better...the situation is on Kathie Lee and Hoda...Score!
Followed by:Jenn McArtor Apparently the situation wrote some sort of book....I'm surprised he even knows how to read.
Jenn McArtor Kathie Lee and Hoda have a FB page where you can ask/post comments that they say during the show. My comment: Can you please ask the situation how he thinks it's cool at 29 or 30 years old to live with college students? At some point it's not cool anymore to go out, get drunk every night, and hook up with random girls. He is so gross and such a loser!
Patricia Eldridge Parks um, a book? about how to be obnoxious possibly?
Jenn McArtor I wish someone would shoot him through that clear window behind him. Did you know he used to have a real job? Like a Wall Street type job?
Patricia Eldridge Parks i would rather have him on mtv than wall st thats for darn sure
Jenn McArtor I just have to imagine that he has a whole plethera of STDs. It makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Patricia Eldridge Parks for real....hes a whole plethera of dumb
Jenn McArtor He looked like he had plastic Ken doll hair in his interview!
Patricia Eldridge Parks better than the oily beau hunk hair, but not by much....
Jacki Nelson Ewww he is so gross!
My fascination with this skeezy pedophile is so deep that I actually "liked" Kathie Lee and Hoda's FB page just to make comments about him in hopes they would read my comments during the show. They did not (in case you were wondering), but it may have been because my comments were slightly negative as per the one I posted in my status (see above) as well as I liked his plastic Ken doll hair...I mean what do you even put on your hair to get it to look like that?????, He is like 30 years old!!!!, and Also, if you have to make up your own nickname and refer to yourself as that nickname in the 3rd party....pretty much has cemented your status as resident loser.
Misty from AL disagreed with me though. She posted "OMG!!!!!!! THE SITUATIONS ABS ARE AWESOMEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!! H...O...T...IS NOT THE WORD FOR THAT!!!!!!! CAN YOU GET HIS NUMBER FOR ME?????" Misty posted her high school graduation year as 1992 and yet I would've sworn she was about 40 years old and a man. Well to each his own I guess.
So, while y'all were out doing your civic duty and trying to make the world a better place (yay) I was being snarky and I'm proud of it! I may not have made the world a better place, but I spoke up for everyone who thinks the situation needs to be over already.
Wife, mother, Rodan + Fields consultant, Adjunct Professor....love my family, friends, wine, and God.
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