How close is too close?

So caught an episode of Kourtney and Khloe take Miami this afternoon and the question has to be asked:  How close is too close for sisters?  I have always thought my sister and I were fairly close.  We don't talk as much now that she lives in San Diego, but when we lived a mile apart we spent a of time together.

Khloe was getting ready for Lamar to come visit and her and Kourtney went lingerie shopping.  I didn't see too much wrong with that.  I mean their personal fashion show for each other may have been a little much, but whatever.  And then Kourtney remarked that Khloe needed a bikini wax.  Ummmm, while Karin and I may have talked about bikini waxes I don't think I've ever pointed out that she needs one MUCH LESS OFFERED TO GIVE HER ONE!

They go home and Kourtney heats up the wax.  Surely to God they are not gonna show this on television, but yes, yes they did.  Kourtney gave Khloe a Brazilian bikini wax.  Really?  Really?  I am a fairly open person with little modesty and I cannot imagine having Karin rip hair off my ass crack!  I wouldn't even let the professional waxer do that (remember that Kelley?  Roll over.  Why?  Hell no!).  Plus Karin is very modest and I'm pretty sure if I approached her with a bowl of wax and said "Hey put this on my chuckie and rip the hair off," she'd run screaming in the other direction.   

But now I want to know...who has done this with their sister?  I know some of you slors must have!  I will admit though I have begged Paul to trim things up down there now that I am no longer able to see anything below my belly button much less reach anything (to which he always emphatically says hell no) and if my sister was in town and I could convince her to help a sista out I'd probably take her up on it (no one wants to look like sasquatch in the delivery room).  I'm just trying to figure out who I can con into shaving my legs much less other areas.

In other exciting family news...our hairless dog is back to wearing a diaper and spending most of the day in her crate due to her horrible inability to be house trained!  I have decided now that the doctor is going to let me move around the house a little more starting next week to work on training our dogs before the baby comes (plus we just pet sat for someone for a week and it was mortifying how ill trained our dogs are compared to their dog.  Okay, our dogs suck).  So, our dogs are in for a rude awakening when starting next week they aren't allowed on the furniture anymore.  And the cat is not going to be happy when he cries at our door in the morning and I open the door and spray him in the face with water (thanks Jess for my spray bottle!).  But I figure it's either this or Paul "accidentally" lets the cat out with the dogs and the gate just happens to be open one  morning.