Last week we got a flier in the mail for a student research project at our local college. They needed dog owners for a 6 month study and there would be a small compensation. So of course I called.
The girl goes through the list of questions about my age, etc, and one of the questions is about how many hours a week do I exercise. I said about 5.
She finishes up her questions and then says "Unfortunately you aren't able to participate because your activity level is too high."
What! I am too active to participate in a study on weight loss and dog walking! Me, who is the laziest person ever, gets too much exercise. Between that and the fact that I've voluntarily eaten an apple 2 days in a row is proof that the world is truly ending.
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