Horrifying

So this weekend my cousins drove up from DC to visit. I am the old lady in the club and may have to go to bed as soon as I post this. Lordy I'm tired!

Friday night we hung out at home, eating pizza, and watching a movie. I know you're probably thinking they drove 10 hours for pizza and a movie???

Saturday we got up and decided to drive to a local winery for a wine tasting. The wines were surprisingly good minus the apple brandy Devon tried. I thought my lips were on fire. It was straight alcohol. Thankfully Kathryn had a pear something liquor we could use as a chaser.

After many tastes of wine and a delicious lunch we went to get pedicures. The woman sitting on my left asked if we were there for a wedding party and I said no, cousins visiting.

She then looked at me and said, "When is your baby due?" Um, excuse me!!!!!

I wasn't sure how I should respond seeing that I'M NOT PREGNANT!!! So I said, "16 months ago."

I. Was. Horrified! Horrified! I mean I knew I had gained some weight...

In the midst of my pedi, Grandma Foot in Mouth got up and left and a new woman sat down. She said,"You look like Minnie Mouse with your red toes and polka dot flip flops." sigh...

Of course the baby cousin Kait wanted to stop at Wet Seal and looking around I realized that the style of clothes that were popular when I was growing up are now popular again. How did I get so old??? Let's not even talk about the fact that I couldn't fit my right thigh into something from Wet Seal.

To say I felt like crying when we left the mall would be an accurate statement.

Saturday night was board games, wine, and Chris Pine (This Means War is hilarious! And ya know Chris Pine). I really know how to show out of towners a good time!

And this morning I made sausage gravy from scratch for the first time and it was pretty tasty.

Luckily Em has recovered from hand, foot, and mouth and I've recovered from my ear infection so back to working out this week. No excuses! I gotta get rid of my pregnant looking belly. Yikes!