10. There is someone to watch the baby when you need a nap.
9. No household bills.
8. Live in babysitters.
7. There is always food in the fridge.
6. You get a "bonus" when dad gets paid in cash. Allowance? Yes, please.
5. Someone else cooks dinner. And there are always appetizers on the weekends. With wine.
4. There's a pool and a hot tub. It's like a resort.
3. You only have to keep your room clean, not the whole house.
2. When you get home from running errands on Saturday your sheets have been washed and your bed made.
1. There's an unlimited amount of wine. And since your household members drink way more than you, you actually feel pretty good about yourself.
That's so funny!!!!!
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