Only My Dad

I sent Paul a box of dvd's for him to watch and leave in the morale building.  He got them today and called me. 

Paul--"I got the boxes you sent me."

Me--"Oh good." 

Paul--"Did you pick out the dvd's?" 

Me--"Yeah. I just got them out of my dad's movies in the living room. I tried to pick out action dvd's because I thought the guys would like them."

Paul--"Oh really.  Well, you picked out an action movie all right." 

Me--"What do you mean?"

Paul--"It's a good thing I looked through them before I put them in the morale building."

Me--"Why?"

Paul--"Ass Play 4?"

Me--"What!"

Apparently my dad stuck a pornographic film starring Jenna Jameson into my box of dvd's and I didn't see it.  We laughed so hard and then of course Paul immediately took the movie to the burn pile and destroyed it because it is against General Order 1 to have porn.

Only my dad.  Only my dad.