Blog Envy

There is a blog I follow where I weirdly look forward to every new post.  I say weirdly because I don't know this woman, I forget how I even came across her blog, and all she posts about is her life and God.  I guess my love for reality tv shows also crosses over into the written word. 

But her blog gives me a major case of blog envy.  First, she has over 10, 000 followers.  I can't even get over 30 (when I first started following her blog she only had 900 something.  Where are all her followers coming from???  Seriously feel free to share my blog with all your friends.  I'm a whore for followers). 

Secondly, she always looks nice in all her pictures.  My hubby actually laughed out loud to the point he had tears in his eyes the other day over the outfit I left the house in.  Not only left the house, but went out to lunch in (pink fleece lined crocs, pinker slipper socks...I don't want to scare you with anymore).  You would think someone would send a picture of me in to What Not to Wear, but I'm still waiting.  Let's not even talk about my hair as compared to hers.  The words "hot mess" come to mind when describing my hair.  If I use a hair brush it's a good day. 

Thirdly, her very young children wear the cutest monogrammed outfits, dresses, etc.  Paul has already commented that my bad taste in clothes has manifested itself in our child and that he is just going to send a pic of Emma in one of my outfits to What Not to Wear and he has no doubt they'll choose me based on that alone.  Sad. 

How does she have time to dress herself up, dress her children up, fix her hair and makeup, blog every day, and plan fancy church bible study group lunches?  For sure I feel like I've gotten it a little more together since Emma is over a month old now, but it still takes me 4 hours to feed her and get out of the house.  Seriously by the time I feed her and finish getting ready to go it's time to feed her again (hence our nursing at Babies R Us today).   

I have a serious case of blog envy (so tell all your friends to follow my blog because I'm funny dang it!). 

Oh well...I still have a pretty awesome life and amazing family and that makes me happy.