The Millionaire Matchmaker

Today's reality tv show topic...Patti Stanger aka The Millionaire Matchmaker. I watched one...two...five episodes today and was reminded of something that I've wondered about in the past when I've watched her show.

Before I met Paul I debated sending a picture in to her so that I could try and meet a millionaire. I think I would've been attractive enough to pass her stringent standards (and by stringent I mean very low). I know some of you may find that hard to believe, but when I was thinner and took the time to do my hair and make up and put on clean clothes I was a smoking hottie.

I realized though that if I was selected I would totally be with someone just for money because I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ATTRACTIVE MILLIONAIRE on her show. Never. Not once. I have never watched her show and thought "Dang he's fine." I usually actually throw up in my mouth a little. And how come every 40 year old bachelor thinks that he is hot enough to date a 23 year old and have her like him for her. If you are 40 and a bachelor there is a reason you've never been married. It might be time to explore that with a professional. And FYI you are not hot enough to date a 23 year old. Especially if you are on Millionaire Matchmaker.

The other question I have is...has anyone actually seen a couple who ends up staying together and getting married on this show? At the end of every episode the millionaire usually does something totally douchy that turns the gold digging 23 year old off in such a manner that she decides there may be another millionaire out there for her. On the one episode today 23 year old Teal had sex with her millionaire Azgros (okay, um the word gross is in his name...enough said) and then cried when she told Patti about it because it was so disgusting. Really you couldn't figure that out ahead of time. This is a person who brought his entire family to the 2 way mirror spy on the girls and pick one thing. I can't imagine why this love match didn't work out.

And Patti gets so mad when the millionaires and their skanks don't do what she says to the letter. It cracks me up. Especially because um, you've dated the same guy for 5 years and haven't sealed the deal. I'm just saying...

Patti makes me laugh and I'm not hating on her show. I just don't think she's a very good matchmaker. I want to see a success story!