Khloe and Kourtney take Miami season 1

In my desire to watch all the reality television I can while on bedrest I spent yesterday watching Khloe and Kourtney take Miami season 1. 8 episodes and an entire afternoon of my life gone by and I have come to several observations about Khloe and Kourtney.

Kourtney's baby daddy Scott is sort of a disgusting person. I mean I always had that impression based on Keeping up with the Kardashians and the fact that he cheated on her how many times. Although it does make me wonder who are these girls that find him so attractive. He looks like he washes his hair in olive oil. Now some people may find that a plus...I mean you get the nookie and can soften your skin at the same time with his oily hair; however, I for one am not one of those people. I want my skin softened by Jergens, not Scott's greasy ass hair. And why is his hair so long? It looks like he was just rescued from being lost in the woods.

Kourtney loves to be naked. I have never pranced around on television in a thong, nor would I ever choose that. Trust me when I say that no one wants to see my naked ass. Yet perhaps if I had a better ass I would choose to show it off more. But on television...why would you think that would be okay?

I think Khloe secretly lusts after her sister and that Khloe and Kourtney have an incestuous relationship. I have never motor-boated my sister or slapped her naked ass and yet Khloe does this to Kourtney all the time. This somehow seems disturbing to me and wrong on so many levels.

How much money do you think their retail store Dash brings in? I know their bio dad was a big shot attorney and their mom is married to Bruce Jenner, but is that really enough money to allow them to live this high spending lifestyle?