Kiss of Death

Pretty much if I like a show it's going to be cancelled. The list of fall tv shows that have been renewed or cancelled just came out and almost all the ones I fell in love with this past season are on it. Let's review shall we.

The River: This was a show about a scientist who goes looking for magic in the Amazon, gets lost, and how his family goes looking for him. At the end of the season they found him, but they couldn't find their way out of the Amazon. How am I ever going to know what happened to those poor bastards now that their show is cancelled? They are going to be stuck in the Amazon forever!

Alcatrez: A show about the closing of Alcatrez and all the inmates and guards who go missing in 1963 that are now showing up in the present day. Well, I can tell you they didn't find all of the inmates last season and now they never will!

GCB: I hate everyone who didn't watch this show. Funny, sarcastic, silly, awesome...y'all let it die. It was soooo good! Why didn't you watch???

Cougar Town: Almost got cancelled, but TBS saved it. Y'all better watch it on TBS. Yes, I know the name sucks, but the show is soooo funny! Everyone needs a Big Carl and I'm not going to explain what that means so you'll have to watch it to find out!

Are You There, Chelsea?: This show improved a lot over the season, yet apparently not enough. If y'all are not familiar with Chelsea Handler then you are missing out. Her book My Horizontal Life is one of the funniest books I've ever read. Read it!

Terra Nova: A show about how we destroyed the world and had to go back in time to start over. Since I liked it I'm sure it'll be cancelled although they haven't said for sure yet.

New Girl: Didn't see anything about this, but I love New Girl and Happy Endings. Hope both are renewed!

American Horror Story: Probably THE scariest show I've ever seen on tv. I've heard its supposed to come back with a new plot line so I hope it does. This show gave me nightmares. I had to dvr it and watch it during the daytime. lol

If the Real Housewives goes off the air then I'm done with tv forever!