Tonight over our dinner at Outback (no appetizers go us!) we had the following debate. Paul is going to the Super Bowl next year for the 6th time. The Super Bowl next year is in New Orleans. This is the last hoorah for the group of guys Paul has gone with for 5 years. I told Paul he wasn't allowed to hand out any beads and he didn't understand.
Paul: Giving a dollar to a girl on stage is worse.
Me: What? No, it's not.
Paul: Yes it is.
Me: A stripper is a professional. She's not some drunk college girl looking for a random hook up by showing her boobies.
Paul: A stripper shows her vajajay. She rubs all up against guys in a private room. A drunk college girl is the middle of the street.
Me: Yes, but at the end of the night the stripper just wants to go home alone. She's not looking to go home with a client.
Paul: Well, a college girl isn't going to want to go home with me. I'm gonna be the old guy.
Me: A drunk college girl will go home with a anyone. No beads.
So, my question to you is which is worse: drunk college girl trying to get beads or a stripper?
I definitely agree with you on this one! Neither is good but drunk college girl is DEFINITELY worse! No, No Paul!!
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