Two Weeks Down

We have been living in the hotel for just over 2 weeks.  In that time I have NOT gone into labor, I have barely cooked, i have learned that I never want an electric stove again, and I have learned that we can live in a space the size of my previous living room/kitchen and not kill each other.

The staff at the hotel is amazing!  They make breakfast every morning, they clean our room, dinner is served 4 nights a week, AND they went grocery shopping for me.  Plus they sell beer and wine in the lobby so you know where I'll be once I pop this kid out.  Did I mention there is a pool?  It's not open yet, but I'm confident that by Memorial weekend I'll be bikini ready and laying in the sun.  And if I'm not exactly bikini ready then who the hell cares because they sell beer and wine in the lobby!

Of course we just found out our remaining 80lb dog has a parasite and now we have to deworm her while keeping her from licking our toddler and keeping our toddler from touching her butt.  Why are toddlers obsessed with dog butts?  Hopefully we won't worm the rest of the dog population here at the hotel.  Sweet peanuts!

I took a bath last night in our tub.  To give you an idea as to how large I've gotten imagine an infant tub with a whale in it.  Or this...

There ya go!  My stomach stuck up approximately a foot and a half above the edge of the tub.  As the toddler likes to tell me, "Mommy, you big!"

So I'm off to the ob this afternoon where she'll tell me I'm not dilated, my hopes of a natural child birth will be dashed, and I'll be having my c section on Monday as scheduled.  Sigh.