Some of my favorite things I've seen/experience since moving to MA is weird people (minus when I fell up the stairs and ended up covered in bruises including a huge one on my ass).
Paul and I went to dinner in Lowell the other night (and ate at a fantastic tapas restaurant and I only had 1 sangria--stupid weight watchers) and decided to walk around the block afterwards and kind of scope out what other restaurants were around. We start to walk by this youngish couple (by youngish I mean younger than us, but older than 21) who are having a very heated discussion on the side of the road. She's leaning against her car and he's standing on the sidewalk (and picture the stereotypical northeastern, Italian hair/clothes/etc--more like Jersey). And what do our poor ears hear as we pass?
Her: (something to this effect)--"You told me to put a strap on on, you bent over, and we called it a night."
We did not hear his response...probably because we were laughing too hard. I mean what else can you assume, but what you assume when you hear something like that.
Today's weird interactions include:
An older, heavyset man walks in front of my car and blows me a kiss. I laughed out loud.
Later at the post office as I'm walking up to the mailbox two late teen/early 20's guys pass me and the one guy says, "She's too tall man. You'd have to climb her to fuck her." I proceeded to pull out behind them, laughing, and laugh more when they drive one tenth of a mile before pulling into a driveway. Really? You couldn't have walked that far? I mean I'm a fat ass and I would've walked that far (and I know I'm a fat ass because my scale screams "Fat ass, fat ass" every time I weight myself. I'm afraid to get on the Wii fit because I think it may blow up. So I signed up for Weight Watchers and I figured out while I'll lose weight using this method--because I'm freaking STARVING all the time. I think I've eaten my weight in carrots and celery this past weekend. But all my friends SWEAR that WW is the way to go for weight loss. We shall see...we shall see...).
Tomorrow I have 2 job interviews...wish me luck!
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