The Situation

Could "The Situation" from Jersey Shore be any more skeezy? Now I know I may be slightly behind on my Jersey Shore as I don't watch the episodes when they originally air instead catching the reruns whenever nothing else is on. So I'm home on bed rest and catch this episode where "The Situation" calls this girl he met at da club last night who had come over and left her number on his door. (on a side note...Sami really you're still sleeping with that skeezer Ronny? I have more respect for a sea snail than you at this point)

My initial point of contention with "The Situation"...your stupid ass self proclaimed nickname! If a guy ever came up to me and introduced himself to me as Situation I would laugh hysterically and walk away. You are 29 years old. 29! Really dude. Your parents must be sooooo proud. Of course they are from Jersey so there is a good chance that they are proud. You used to have a real job. What happened to you? Strike 1.

So anyway...he calls this girl and his opening line is "Hey baby." Um, you just met last night. Strike 2. So then he asks her if she wants to go out with them tonight and tells her to meet at the house at 11pm and then they can have a sleepover when they get home from da club. If this girl finds that sort of line to be a turn on then she is as skeezy as he is. Strike 3.

And GTL...what the hell is that? At 29 years old you are tellng me that your only purpose in life is gym, tan, laundry (oh and meeting skankopotamuses and slutosaurases). It must be hard to have such a grueling personal schedule that leaves you little time for say, oh I don't know, contributing to the world in a meaningful manner.

Now some of you may be questioning what this says about me that I sit at home and watch this crap. I really have no defense because you are right. It's sort of like watching a train wreck. You want to look away, but you can't. Also, I am on bed rest. I cannot be held responsible for my tv choices right now.

On another side note...why do these girls dress like they shop at Skanks R Us? Not everything in your wardrobe needs to be made of a lycra and spandex blend or come 3 sizes too small. Surely they get paid for this show and their appearances and what not...are you telling me they can't afford to buy better clothes? Well, perhaps not since going out drinking on a nightly basis can be quite expensive. All that liquor and GTL must cost money.

And my final point of contention...Snookie's hair...she looks like a troll doll. Who on earth told her that was a good look for her? I am the 1st to admit that my hair looks like ass pretty much 90% of the time. Mine is out of sheer laziness though. Snookie intentionally makes her hair look like that. Like that is her going out, damn I look good look. It makes me wonder what kind of animals may be nesting under that hair poof.

Okay, enough Jersey Shore. Time to heat up my deli meat in the microwave for lunch. Yum.