All things Jersey

I am not sure what the rest of the countries current obsession with all things Jersey is...and by rest of the country I mean me.

Real Housewives of NJ--has far surpassed OC as my favorite housewives...minus Danielle who I think is a wackjob. As much as she is a nutjob and annoying as all get out and you can physically watch her ruining her children with her borderline personality I am torn between wanting Bravo to NOT renew her contract for next season and seeing what drama she can bring back. Although I do think the rest of the casts obsession with her is pretty annoying. I also think Theresa is a wackjob and it cracks me up that she passes judgment on Danielle without any insight into her own craziness. I love the Manzos though...all of them!

Jersey Couture--Even though I think this dress store has the most hideous dresses I've ever seen I think this family is hilarious! I have no idea when its on or what channel its on because I always watch in On Demand, but I hope its on again next season. The 2 sisters have great clothes themselves, or at least I think so, and I always want to know where the one sister gets her clothes (as she is kind of chunky like me).

Jersey Shore--I don't even know what to say. This reminds me of the Real World except with the same cast. The most awful thing about this show are The Situation and Pauly D because they are a 150 years older than the rest of the cast! If you are 29 and 30 years old then you are TOO OLD to be on an MTV reality show with 22 year olds. Isn't that some kind of pedophila? Plus they are so unattractive. Seriously, does anyone think these men are attractive? Ronnie does actually remind me of a guy I briefly dated before Paul. Musclehead, alcoholic, crazy...what was I thinking???? I vomit in my mouth a little each time I think about it. Don't as me why I know the names of all the cast members. I swear I have only seen half an episode on 2 occassions.

Jerseylicious--Why don't these girls wear pants? I've only ever seen any of them in hot pants or mini skirts. If your shorts are so shorts that your pockets hang out below the hem then they are too short! I thought I might be able to get into this show, but I just don't think I will be able to. Literally I think the one girl is walking around in a white tank top with a hot pink bra with only black panties on underneath. No way are those shorts! And the arguing...oy vey! Why would you go get your hair cut here when all these people do is fight and talk bad about each other????

I currently work in the North Shore and the girls there seem to use the Jersey Shore as their fashion idols. It cracks me up!

All this being said...I would beat someone up for a Taylor ham and cheese sandwhich on a hard roll. And only my Jersey peeps will truly know what I'm talking about. And there is also this deli by where we lived that has the BEST German potato salad. I don't think I can convince that a 4 hour each way day trip just for these items is a good idea though. haha