Because my husband loves me so much he asked me one day if I had seen the Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball video. So I watched in one day. On my smart tv. And now I want to scrub my eyes with bleach. And because I'm a nice person I want to share it with you. I will warn you...once you watch it you can never unsee it. Never. Ever. It will haunt your dreams until you wake up screaming. You will want to poke your own eyes out with the first object you can find even if it's your own fingers.
Now that you want to bash your head into the wall until you lose consciousness, can we just talk about wtf happened to Hannah Montana? When did Miley Cyrus become a prepubescent boy? Do you think Billy Ray and his wife sit up at night and wonder where they went so horribly wrong? And why do all Disney stars become freaks when they grow up? These are the questions that plague me.
And if you are still reading and haven't jumped out the highest floor you have in your house to get those images out of your head then check this out http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/what-miley-cyrus-was-trying-to-do-at-the-vmas-vs-what-miley.
Oh, Miley. You are the train wreck we can't stop watching. I sort of wish a wrecking ball would hit me in the head though so I can get the images of your video out of my head.
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